Some people are just oblivious…

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1 - (Cat looks out the window as she continues to interview the candidate)
Cat: What do you call yourself?
Doc Johnson: Shrinky-Dink Johnson!

2 - (Cat casts a sidelong glance at Johnson)
Cat: Legal will never go for that. What else do ya got?

3 - (Johnson ponders this)
Doc Johnson: Well, sometimes I'm called Giant Johnson.

4 - (Cat crosses her arms)
Cat: Any names that don't sound dirty?
Doc Johnson: What do you mean?