Job Opening
on August 15, 2012
at 12:01 am
That sounds like a job with a very high turnover rate…
↓ Transcript
1 - (Gary is excitedly running around the office)
Gary: I'm a hero, I'm a hero, I'm a hero, I'm a hero, I'm a hero, I'm a hero...
Gate Keeper: Settle down! You're just in the union; you're not a hero!
2 - (GK scowls at Gary)
Gate Keeper: You're stuck doing the same job as the guy that union badge belonged to.
3 - (Gary looks a little dejected as GK waves off the situation)
Gary: What do you think his job was?
Gate Keeper: Probably testing the equipment to see if it vaporizes people. That position is always open.
Gary: I'm a hero, I'm a hero, I'm a hero, I'm a hero, I'm a hero, I'm a hero...
Gate Keeper: Settle down! You're just in the union; you're not a hero!
2 - (GK scowls at Gary)
Gate Keeper: You're stuck doing the same job as the guy that union badge belonged to.
3 - (Gary looks a little dejected as GK waves off the situation)
Gary: What do you think his job was?
Gate Keeper: Probably testing the equipment to see if it vaporizes people. That position is always open.
“What qualifications do you have that make you a good candidate for this job?”
“I exist. ”
“You’re hired!”
“Also, I vaporize really easily!”
Not a job I would want,but Gary should start at the bottom and work his way up!!
I don’t think there is much of an ‘up’ from that spot! lol