It’s time for another appearance by DUDE! Happy Birthday Melissa!!!! :D:D:D

↓ Transcript
1 - (Dude is sitting on Cat's lap)
Dude: Ah! Nothing beats sleeping on a nice lap.

2 - (Dude starts to shift)
Dude: So cozy!

3 - (Dude shifts even more)
Dude : So warm!

4- (Cat is standing fully erect with her hands on her hips. Dude looks angry)
Cat: Seriously, you need to move Dude!
Dude: Never human!!!