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1 - (Gary approaches Captain Amazing-Man)
Gary: Oh my GOD! You're Captain Amazing-Man!
Captain Amazing-Man: Yes I am, citizen.

2 - Gary: So what happened here? Purse-snatching? Kidnapping? Jewel Heist?

3 - (Captain Amazing-Man picks up a beer keg, some cash, a magazine and some shopping bags)
Captain Amazing-Man: The guy just attacked me! I wonder why...