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1 - (The Union Rep flips through a clip board)
The Union Rep: Lets get this show on the road! And remember we need details people.

2 - (Brother Cassius throws his arms in the air)
Brother Cassius: Fine, we'll start all over from the beginning.

3 - Brother Cassius: At 4 pm yesterday, Captain Amazing-Man was teleported to dimension...
The Union Rep: MORE DETAIL!