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1 - (Captain Amazing-man is standing in a spotlight)
Captain Amazing-man: Well, I gotta party to get to, so if we're done here...
The Union Rep: Hold on!
[CLICK]

2 - (The lights come on and The Union Rep appears)
The Union Rep: Hello, I'm your Union Rep. This reprimand shouldn't have gone forward without me. We'll need to start at the beginning.

3 - (Captain Amazing-man collapses on the floor)
Captain Amazing-man: NOO!!!!!!
The Union Rep: We should have this wrapped up by 5pm.
Captain Amazing-man: I was so close to freedom...