A universal whatzit?

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1 - (Gary and Smash are watching TV in Smash's apartment)
TV: (Alien Gibberish)
Gary: I don't understand any of this alien tv show!

2 - (Smash raises an eyebrow)
Smash: Why aren't ya using a universal translator?

3 - (Gary pauses before shaking his fist at Smash)
Gary: ... because I've been here for months and I just found out about it!!!