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1 - (A futuristic building is shown at night)
Narrator: The Superpower Union Headquarters:

2 - (A close up on light coming from a window)
Narrator: A bastion of justice in the center of a harsh and cruel universe.

3 - (The shadow of a figure is coming around the corner of a hallway)
Narrator: The greatest heroes known gather here. The represent the very best of all life in the mulit-verse. Their steadfast sense of duty leads to a life of dedication to their craft. The Heroes toil long, hard hours standing against...

4 - (Gary and Smash fly around the corner, each riding an office chair and pushing themselves along with a broom)
Gary: WHEEEEEE!!!
Narrator: Come on!
Smash: Get back here!
Narrator: Seriously guys! You're making me look bad!