Crayons are just like ink right? RIGHT?! PLEASE LET THEM BE THE SAME AS INK!!!!

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1 - (SHR Staff looks at his clipboard)
SHR Staff: What did you have in mind for a transfer?

2 - (Gary stares blankly)
Gary: Uhhh...

3 - (Gary scratches his chin)
Gary: Hmmm...

4 - (SHR Staffer glares at Gary who grins sheepishly)
SHR Staff: You're not prepared are you?
Gary: Well... does half a resume written in crayon count?