Somethings just come back to haunt you…

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1 - (A lone figure stands before a crowd)
Captain Amazing-Man (Narration): Autumn. 20 years ago. Late one night, a lone figure crawled over the guard rail at Kirby Stadium and decided it was up to him to lead his troops to victory. but what could one man do to rally his legions? the only thing any man in his position could do:

2 - (The Superhuman Resources Rep waves Captain Amazing-Man off)
SHR Rep: Fine! Fine! I'll let you hire the next member of the team! Just don't show those pictures to anyone!
Captain Amazing-Man: ... streak across the infield...