Cap crumbles!

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1 - (Faye is listing her credentials)
Faye: I've been studying magic for over 200 years and was voted top of my class.

2 - (Cap is skeptical)
Captain Amazing-Man: Yeah, but why should I hire you?

3 - (Faye grabs Cap by the throat and waves her wand around)
Faye: Because I will *@$%$ you *&#@$@ you #(@$ piece (*^(*^@## if you don't!
Captain Amazing-Man: You're hired! You're hired!

THE END